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UNDERSTANDING WOMEN - Volume One


TAGS: women understanding volume one
Rating: 4.96/5

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Swampfox - February 7, 2014, 5:15 am
I was enjoying the show...
Sho - February 6, 2014, 2:36 am
XD
lgvernon - February 5, 2014, 9:23 pm

Thanks for commenting on this, Steve; I missed it. This problem has been solved.
steve1961 - February 5, 2014, 8:12 pm
Who rants over a 2-3 year old poster? Call me sexist but when are trolls female? And with a name like whatevergirl, shouldn't she be more like 'whatever?' and less psycho-lizzie-borden?
manos - February 5, 2014, 6:02 pm
what's up little biatch? were you butthurt? any mature woman would laugh with this...
Swampfox - December 12, 2013, 3:34 pm
...or a tampon?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2013, 12:18 pm
Oh sweety, who hurt you? Can we get you a tissue? Or a midol?
GaryO - December 12, 2013, 8:58 am
Beggin’ strip?
thatonechick - December 12, 2013, 8:52 am
We'll see. :)
thatonechick - December 12, 2013, 8:51 am
Listen here, wench, I think we all agree that you don't wanna be here and we don't want you here. Why don't you go away while the grownups talk? Come back when you grow a sense of humor.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2013, 8:14 am
Lots of people these days, the site has changed a lot. But it's good to see you back, I hope you stick around.
Greeny - December 12, 2013, 5:40 am
Your hair looks nice
whatevergirl - December 12, 2013, 3:57 am
To the two faggots that replied to me and to anyone else who replies to me. I will still be right no matter what you say, You leaving areply (no matter what it says) means you agree with me, You're not worth anything to anyone, And you all need to die.
thatonechick - December 11, 2013, 11:23 pm
Who else gets on Motifake and tells people to calm down?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 11, 2013, 8:02 pm
Hey you...If that's you. How have you been?
thatonechick - December 11, 2013, 6:58 pm
Calm down, yo. It's not that bad
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 11, 2013, 6:48 pm
LMAO!
spacedog - December 11, 2013, 5:52 pm
See you in another 28 days.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:45 pm
And don't bother leaving a reply to me, Because I won't bother to read it. I'll still be right and you'll still be wrong. And that's the truth.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:43 pm
Retarded good for nothing guy as usual. You only think that because you don't think at all.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:41 pm
We're not. Guys are and they always will be, and you just proved that. So, Fuck off, get cancer and die (Just like all guys should) I'm right.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:41 pm
Which makes them stupid. And doing douchebag shit like this to females, Just proves my point.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:40 pm
Again, You're Retarded. just like every guy.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:39 pm
Says the guy who'll never get sex. :P
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:39 pm
Retarded good for nothing guy as usual. You only think because you don't think at all.
Swampfox - December 4, 2013, 4:57 am
If girls weren't such dingbats ...
rerun - December 3, 2013, 8:04 pm

guys aren't stupid, we just tend to think with the wrong head
whatevergirl - December 2, 2013, 9:17 pm
Only retards think this is funny. It's not our fault that guys are stupid.
rasicar - May 20, 2011, 5:36 pm
That's Cliff's Notes...
longnose - May 19, 2011, 8:30 am
LOL!!!!! nice one
steph1 - May 17, 2011, 5:05 am
this looks like the small print edition - the complete set is 36 volumes - good luck


FINALLY - A book about understanding women


TAGS: book of understanding women
Rating: 4.44/5

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Titanpb - July 3, 2011, 8:40 pm
this has been done http://www.motifake.com/134859
Sho - June 21, 2011, 6:03 pm
'making sense' mess up their argument***. Damn English fail
Sho - June 21, 2011, 6:02 pm
Don't bother. Women don't let simple things such as 'sense' messing up their argument. They always win
Cyberhagen - June 21, 2011, 1:03 pm
I thought it was the US tax code..
Verdeckt - June 21, 2011, 4:26 am
isn't that just like a woman to point out our short comings.... Stupid evidence :)
DonPandon - June 21, 2011, 1:47 am
so... why do we botter? X_x aaaa!!! I want to understand!!
DonPandon - June 21, 2011, 1:46 am
we won't because they dont want to be understood in the first place =P
steph1 - June 20, 2011, 6:58 am
no matter how many times you guys try (#134859) .....you'll never understand
Verdeckt - June 20, 2011, 6:42 am
*of
Verdeckt - June 20, 2011, 2:54 am
That IS the table if contents
Greeny - June 19, 2011, 9:13 pm
...even the table of contents is messed up
Reality Lord - June 19, 2011, 8:36 pm

...and all the pages are blank.


C H I L D R E N - You spend the first year of their lives telling them to stand up and talk and the following 17 years telling them to sit down and shut up.


TAGS: children teenagers standing talking
Rating: 4.41/5

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Uthon - April 17, 2012, 2:48 am
Read it on a magnet.
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 3:15 pm
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/80831060/ #3


UNLEARN WHAT YOU HAVE LEARNED, YOU MUST -




TACTICAL ADVANTAGE -


TAGS: von clausewitz notwithstanding
Rating: 3.04/5

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agdaniele - June 7, 2009, 9:50 am
(2/5) - 4 votes. Yet another gem!


UNDERSTANDING EACH OTHER - Did you say "Go" or "Whoa"? Sorry. My bad.




I JUST FEEL SILLY -


TAGS: reverse cowgirl misunderstanding
Rating: 3.92/5

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Derek - January 8, 2010, 10:47 pm
Just keep gyrating there, and he'll make things exciting soon enough


CHESS - “Life is a kind of chess, with struggle, competition, good and ill events” (Benjamin Franklin)


TAGS: last man standing chess
Rating: 3.82/5

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Derek - March 10, 2010, 6:01 am
Natural evening of the stakes. That's the spirit!


WAITING FOR SOMEONE YOU LOVE IS LIKE - Standing in the cold, time is slow and you start to go numb, but as soon as you are wrapped in warmth, the past is forgotten and you can't fathom a better feeling.


TAGS: standing in the cold waiting
Rating: 5/5

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HallieMarie - September 23, 2012, 3:17 pm
Lol, look at some of my earlier ones. I came here following a divorce but I met actually ended up meeting someone online, actually he brought me here to help make it my outlet. :)
steve1961 - September 23, 2012, 1:34 pm
No disrespect intended...quite the opposite in fact :) I was just going by the forum post which said Moti seedling with 6 posts. Just a question...for someone who has been around for so long-how come she's not a hate-filled and bitter specimen like me?
GaryO - September 23, 2012, 11:33 am
Thus the profundity. It’s good to be so in touch with yerself. Cheers
HallieMarie - September 23, 2012, 11:23 am
@Gary.. I've been waiting for someone I love. 39 more days...
GaryO - September 23, 2012, 10:32 am
Hallie, where ya been? 5L
M0rd3kaI - September 23, 2012, 8:12 am
Stevie-kins... She's been around here longer than you have... not a first timer by a long shot... just sayin'... 5L Hallie
rerun - September 23, 2012, 1:37 am

Yrs, please post to twist, excellent
steve1961 - September 23, 2012, 1:12 am
Well done for a first timer. You may want to submit to Motitwist because you're apt to melt my ice-encrusted heart with such warmy-warmy posters...and I have an allergic reaction to pleasantries...it makes me want to hurt penguins...5L though...good job.


CONCEPTUAL MISUNDERSTANDING - Someone failed to tell the Jihadist terrorists that the 72 virgins were pork




NO NO NO -


TAGS: nuns misunderstanding rappelling repelling
Rating: 3.83/5

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Derek - February 12, 2010, 3:28 pm
Evil nuns?


MEXICAN RESTAURANTS - They're finally understanding our needs




CONFORMITY -


TAGS: new spin on calling someone outstanding
Rating: 3.41/5

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LogicDude - June 16, 2009, 8:35 am
Where's the bite mark on his butt?
MO - June 15, 2009, 5:39 pm
The dork stork!!
agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 5:37 pm
Usually the stork brings a baby. FTA....
MO - June 15, 2009, 5:36 pm
Sean, did you make this with FTA in mind? 'cause it fits...


REJECTION -


TAGS: alternate interpretation understanding confusion unemployment
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - October 18, 2014, 5:28 pm
I Like It, I Like It, Mao's Back ?
GaryO - October 18, 2014, 11:04 am
It’s gonna be REAL popular for Halloween this year. Thank you Ebola.
rerun - October 18, 2014, 9:53 am

and you wonder why the "naughty nurse" costume is so popular.
lgvernon - October 17, 2014, 11:40 pm

Prissy, the fact that our minds seem to run down the same crooked paths is proof that God was right when he planted you in Canada and me way down here. Otherwise, there wouldn't be enough bail money. Not nearly enough.
lgvernon - October 17, 2014, 11:38 pm

Thank you, Sir Dog.
spacedog - October 17, 2014, 11:17 pm
Nice
MissPriss - October 17, 2014, 11:08 pm
Candy Strippers...er...stripers go figure!


WTF -


TAGS: men women misunderstanding fridge note
Rating: 4.7/5

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mariand - November 27, 2014, 7:09 pm
ah women...they always have to ruin something...and we have to fix it... and when everything's fine, they ruin their husband.;)
mizzdizz - November 27, 2014, 2:19 pm
Men! Gotta S-P-E-L-L it out for them and use very small simple words so they can understand otherwise 'no comprende senora!' 5 laughing lionesses!
Oldsod - November 27, 2014, 6:55 am
He'll figger it out about dinner time. Riotou5!


THINGS YET TO EXPLORE -




read my lips -


TAGS: husbands wives unbderstanding unspoken marriage
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 6, 2013, 12:58 pm
Don't forget to take a roll of TP, might be a long stay. Thanks, glad you're enjoying them. Can't see this streak lasting too long though.
MissPriss - November 6, 2013, 12:57 pm
Silvie! You forget to turn her volume back on after the World Series coverage.
GaryO - November 6, 2013, 6:59 am
Oh, I understood alright…….and that too was wrong.….I’ll be in the woods (Missy, this is s-o-o-o-o-o damm good)
Silverheart - November 6, 2013, 2:21 am

I find it hard to believe there are words the wife is NOT saying... as she is never NOT speaking.
MissPriss - November 5, 2013, 11:25 pm
Completely agree!
lgvernon - November 5, 2013, 10:41 pm

I'm fond of cast iron, myself. Those flimsy plastic handles can be problematic.


Ain't That Cute? -


TAGS: shirley temple too cute twisted words misunderstanding little gi
Rating: 4.95/5

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GaryO - August 2, 2013, 8:39 am
Oh it’s due alright, just can’t seem to squeeze it thru these fifty shades of grey matter.
PapaFox - August 2, 2013, 7:42 am
A child's ability to embarrass their parent is one of life's great pleasures. :-)
MissPriss - August 2, 2013, 1:47 am
Sounds like another book is due? Thanks for the comment Mr.Gary
GaryO - August 1, 2013, 8:02 pm
Too many memories, Miss P, too many.
MissPriss - August 1, 2013, 7:56 pm
What...being haunted for life or finding out the truth about your dad? Hey Papa, haven't chitchatted in a while. Thanks for the comment!
PapaFox - August 1, 2013, 7:48 pm
Oh I can SO relate! :-D


DIFFERENCE -


TAGS: fishing and standing on shore
Rating: 4.79/5

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falloutghoul - January 2, 2012, 12:04 pm
What wreck is this?


MISUNDERSTANDING - Santa arrested for yelling ho, ho, ho at a MILF and her children in the mall




UNDERDEAD -


TAGS: overkill zombies and sucking flesh wounds notwithstanding
Rating: 3.12/5

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agdaniele - July 11, 2009, 9:15 pm
A sensitive subject that few ever address.


DOUBLE FAIL - Those are his knees, dumbass.


TAGS: some douche fag not understanding the human body
Rating: 1.27/5

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S.lo - July 16, 2008, 1:49 pm
you are an idiot because you are an idiot, get it? naah , me neither


MOCKERY -




DOWN UNDER -


TAGS: australiana calender understanding
Rating: 4.92/5

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house - September 14, 2011, 12:13 am
hey, some aussies. 'owth'bludyhell aryamates > orrite ? didyabringabongalong
caveman - September 13, 2011, 8:55 am
(Don't worry V) (we know what you mean)
mariand - September 13, 2011, 7:26 am
LOL...are you 5ure?
Verdeckt - September 13, 2011, 5:35 am
Aww fercryinoutloud.. Whadderyamean?


IN LIFE -


TAGS: standing out
Rating: 4.17/5

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spacedog - February 2, 2010, 9:12 pm
Excellent poster Face, 5Ls.
GreyScorpion - February 2, 2010, 8:08 pm
very nice 5L


COURTHOUSE COUGAR -


TAGS: jurisprudence a deeper understanding of the law
Rating: 4.56/5

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Faceplant31 - June 1, 2010, 11:57 am
Nice!
rerun - May 29, 2010, 9:49 pm

love those legs


LIVE AND LEARN -


TAGS: vintage pinup creditcard misunderstanding humor
Rating: 4.55/5

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lgvernon - June 17, 2013, 9:46 pm

LOL~~thanks, Bone!~
BoneCD - June 17, 2013, 9:33 pm
Ahhhh...if only my wife knew...5L


Comprehensive Eye Exam -




Last Man Standing -




YA MIGHT BE A REDNECK... -


TAGS: misunderstanding cultures
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - March 2, 2013, 5:56 pm
Then you will fully understand PMS!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 2, 2013, 10:08 am
I don't worry about my suffering if and when I quit.......I worry about the suffering I'll inflict on others.
rerun - March 2, 2013, 9:25 am

I quit cold turkey when my ciggs stared to explode. It was more stressful to smoke than not
Rudedog - March 1, 2013, 10:45 pm
My recurring dorsal truncal psoriasis continues to give me unrelenting redneck.
MissPriss - March 1, 2013, 9:03 pm
I quit cold turkey about 2 weeks ago but already allowing myself 3 a day...bad Missy :( Thanks for stopping by Papa, always enjoy your company!
PapaFox - March 1, 2013, 5:58 pm
Hits too close to home. *blush*


STANDING OUT. - It promotes a personality. It also makes you look like a douche bag of epic proportions.


TAGS: standing out
Rating: 3.87/5

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GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 9:10 pm
Huh? he did not ask for pics of your, your, coming out ball did he?
TheTrashHeap - March 7, 2010, 8:51 pm
You want pictures of my what?!!
Anything - March 7, 2010, 8:47 pm
perfect ! 5l where can i get more of the balls pic btw ?


ACCUSATION -


TAGS: alibis notwithstanding
Rating: 3.5/5

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Derek - November 23, 2009, 4:20 am
That pair requires that you have no toes :}(
Haarakkon - November 23, 2009, 1:40 am
Yeah. Whatever.
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 12:06 am
Even though they were found under your bed, too?


UNDERSTANDING -


TAGS: understanding right now i get it eskimos otterpops australia oregon
Rating: 2.1/5

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Derek - February 21, 2010, 12:04 am
Probably does represent some people's understanding of the World - heaven help them


Stale mate -


TAGS: last one standing
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - November 20, 2015, 6:38 am
Great! As always. L L L L L
concern3 - November 20, 2015, 5:32 am
Another 5er of course


Death Occurs -


TAGS: wisdom understanding life
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - April 21, 2015, 6:59 am
...and there it is, my bio, in a tidy little poster, no less...nice suit, I musta did well
JesusWept - April 20, 2015, 3:31 pm
Outstanding! L L L L L


He Said...She Said -




DEVELOPING EMPATHY -


TAGS: perspective understanding frustration workplace humor
Rating: 4.94/5

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mizzdizz - February 25, 2015, 12:43 am
Tooooo funny, IgV!!! This one's a real gasser!! 5 LOL L!!!!


All women are simple and easy to understand -


TAGS: understanding women
Rating: 4.91/5

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mizzdizz - August 2, 2015, 9:05 pm
LOL!!! Possibly true! LOL!
steve1961 - August 1, 2015, 5:42 pm
The difference is that in the distant future, someone will eventually understand everything there is to know about Quantum Physics...
Bandit5906 - August 1, 2015, 11:30 am
Seem to have run up on that concept!


ESTELLA REAR - That dude is a stellar rear! So I said... thanks for the info, I took the pic but never got her name.


TAGS: comments rerun photography names misunderstandings
Rating: 3.4/5

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MissPriss - July 20, 2012, 3:33 pm
heehee made ya look, and not at her *ss this time!
rerun - July 19, 2012, 5:49 pm

Dammit, I had to go back & recheck my comments...make sure I spelled stellar correctly


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